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Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.

An optimist thinks that this is the best possible world. A pessimist
fears that this is true.

It's easier to fight for one's principles than to live up to them.

Indecision is the key to flexibility.

It hurts to be on the cutting edge.

I always wanted to be a procrastinator, never got around to it.

I am a nutritional overachiever.

My inferiority complex is not as good as yours.

I am having an out of money experience.

I plan on living forever. So far, so good.

I am in shape. Round is a shape.

A day without sunshine is like night.

I have kleptomania, but when it gets really bad, I take something for it.

I am not a perfectionist. My parents were, though.

One of life's mysteries is how a two-pound box of candy can make you gain five pounds.

The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the
right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.

You don't stop laughing because you grow old; you grow old because you stopped laughing.